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Saturday, November 19, 2011

NFL PICKS, WEEK ELEVEN 2011

Well, we both got "Tebowed" on Thursday night with the Jets stunning defeat. Here are this weeks' picks.

1.) Miami Dolphins (2-7) at home (-3) vs. Buffalo Bills (5-4)
Well, the Dolphins are on a roll and the wheels are off in Buffalo.
PREDICTION: DOLPHINS

2.) Baltimore Ravens (6-3) at home (-6.5) vs. Cincinnati Bengals (6-3)
The Ravens have handed the Steelers two of their three losses this season, but are still one game behind after a loss to Seattle. Pathetic. The Bengals defense will cover this spread at least.
PREDICTION: BENGALS TO COVER

3.) Cleveland Browns (3-6) at home (-1) vs. Jacksonville Jaguars (3-6) 
Whew! I know I won't be watching this one tomorrow. The Browns are finding ways to lose.
PREDICTION: JAGS

4.) Oakland Raiders (5-4) (-1) at Minnesota Vikings (2-7)
This game could be an upset special this week, but who in their right mind would pick the Vikings?
PREDICTION: RAIDERS

5.) Detroit Lions (6-3) at home (-7) vs. Carolina Panthers (2-7)
I'm tempted to take the Panthers to cover, but they can't get those late game wins and hold onto to the rare leads.
PREDICTION: LIONS

6.) Green Bay Packers (9-0) at home (-14.5) vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-5)
Well, at least this is one Bucs game that will be on television. Bucs fans will probably preferred this road game was blacked out.
PREDICTION: PACKERS

7.) Dallas Cowboys (5-4) (-7) at Washington Redskins (3-6)
Normally, I'd jump on the dog in this game, especially with this rivalry and seven points, but the Redskins are abysmal.
PREDICTION: COWBOYS

8.) San Francisco 49ers (8-1) at home (-10) vs. Arizona Cardinals (3-6) 
Unlike the Eagles, I'm PRETTY SURE the 49ers defense can stop John Skelton at QB.
PREDICTION: 49ers

9.) St. Louis Rams (2-7) at home (-3) vs. Seattle Seahawks (3-6) 
The Seahawks are as enigmatic as ever. The Rams are not closers.
PREDICTION: SEAHAWKS

10.) Atlanta Falcons (5-4) at home (-6.5) vs. Tennessee Titans (5-4)
With Matt Schaub out for the season in Houston and Matt Leinart getting the starts the rest of the way, the Titans are positioned to make a run. The Falcons are inconsistent.
PREDICTION: TITANS TO COVER

11.) Chicago Bears (6-3) at home (-3.5) vs. San Diego Chargers (4-5)
The Bears are a decidedly better football team than they were at the start of the season. The Chargers diminishing talent base and Philip Rivers poor play is finally catching to them. Remember when they were going to be the next great dynasty. Dreams die first when your General Manager is an asshole.
PREDICTION: BEARS

12.) New York Giants (6-3) at home (-6.5) vs. Philadelphia Eagles (3-6)
Vince "Dream Team" Young will be starting at QB tomorrow. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate the spread in these games, but on the bright side as I said on Facebook the other day: "Now Available: Vince Young Voodoo Dolls. Pins and needles sold separately, but you can curse it for free" Suggested Retail Price: $3.60.
PREDICTION: GIANTS,,,,BECAUSE WE ARE ROYALLY FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

13.) New England Patriots (6-3) at home (-14.5) vs. Kansas City Chiefs (4-5)
I am not inclined to pick against the PATS on national television.
PREDICTION: PATRIOTS            
           
             

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